By Staff | The Trying Times
In a stunning development absolutely no one saw coming except everyone, the country has entered what experts are calling “an indefinite buffering phase.” Citizens report symptoms ranging from chronic déjà vu to the growing suspicion that they’re being gaslit by a group project they didn’t sign up for.
Sources confirm that truth is currently undergoing scheduled maintenance and will be restored once integrity is located. Until then, satire has been promoted to acting editor-in-chief.
Attempts to reboot public discourse have failed due to insufficient memory and excessive pop-ups. “We tried turning it off and on again,” said one anonymous technician, “but it just keeps loading more influencers.”
The Trying Times is preparing to launch soon™—a flexible unit of measurement loosely defined as “before it’s too late.” Our goal? To sort fact from fiction using nothing but common sense, caffeine, and a healthy disrespect for bullshit.
Stay tuned. Or don’t. Either way, it’s happening.
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